I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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