Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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