Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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