no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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