so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he quoted the bible to break up with me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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