So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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