so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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