Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I think a kid would responsible me up
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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