I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I came so hard my ears popped.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize