i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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