I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Randomize
