brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
