Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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