You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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