is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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