I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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