why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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