Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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