I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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