I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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