just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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