butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
