in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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