worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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