if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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