kristin has been a bad kristin
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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