Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
foreskin is a definite game changer
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Randomize
