Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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