dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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