it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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