problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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