if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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