careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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