i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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