Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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