dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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