The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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