playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
soo... how was my night?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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