Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So much Jack, so little girl.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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