We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she told me i tasted like america
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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