explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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