if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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