fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize