So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
