the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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