i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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