well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize