You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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