like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
