she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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