SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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