idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Alive.
So much puke
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
3 2 1 whiskey
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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