508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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