Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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