Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
