what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Randomize
