Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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