Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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