In the future we'll all be gay
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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