I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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